“The flesh used to youthen my original face (est. 1892) was grafted from this area, yes virgin flesh is recommendede when working with the undead, yes I spend most of the book discussing the subject, but don’t worry I left many blank pages for doodling”
No David I know your gay but you dont put your finger in there.
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“Thats where I get the fluff to make my false beard”
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The journalists heckled: “Come on David who are you trying to kid, your writing a book and I doubt you even know where babies come from!”
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“What did you say, my face looks like a belly button?”
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Seriously, Liza and I did consumate it! I put my hoo-dilly in this part here!
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“Watch what happens when I poke the Pillsbury Dough Boy in the belly…”
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“The flesh used to youthen my original face (est. 1892) was grafted from this area, yes virgin flesh is recommendede when working with the undead, yes I spend most of the book discussing the subject, but don’t worry I left many blank pages for doodling”
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