“The flesh used to youthen my original face (est. 1892) was grafted from this area, yes virgin flesh is recommendede when working with the undead, yes I spend most of the book discussing the subject, but don’t worry I left many blank pages for doodling”
No David I know your gay but you dont put your finger in there.
Rating: 6.3/10 (435 votes cast)
“Thats where I get the fluff to make my false beard”
Rating: 5.2/10 (531 votes cast)
The journalists heckled: “Come on David who are you trying to kid, your writing a book and I doubt you even know where babies come from!”
Rating: 5.2/10 (569 votes cast)
“What did you say, my face looks like a belly button?”
Rating: 5.8/10 (406 votes cast)
Seriously, Liza and I did consumate it! I put my hoo-dilly in this part here!
Rating: 4.8/10 (759 votes cast)
“Watch what happens when I poke the Pillsbury Dough Boy in the belly…”
Rating: 5.6/10 (649 votes cast)
”Honk! Honk!”
Rating: 5.7/10 (119 votes cast)
“The flesh used to youthen my original face (est. 1892) was grafted from this area, yes virgin flesh is recommendede when working with the undead, yes I spend most of the book discussing the subject, but don’t worry I left many blank pages for doodling”
Rating: 9.0/10 (2 votes cast)
“insert here? are you sure?”
Rating: 6.0/10 (1 vote cast)